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It' s the final countdown for flocked and all weather doormats

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It' s the final countdown for flocked and all weather doormats- this is it. The deadline got moved up by 4 days, so order now or ... come back for one of our fantastic hand painted doormats!

Everything old is new again.

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I will continue to offer you the best hand painted all natural coconut coir doormats around. I am the OG doormatter who invented this crazy custom doormat biz 14 years ago. I have painted & packed over 30,000 doormats,  so I know how to get shit done by myself!

Hocus Pocus Doormats for Witchy Halloween Porch Decor

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We love Hocus Pocus! And the sequel? EVEN BETTER! Bette Midler is a national treasure. Winifred Sanderson is my favorite witch. When she calls out “booo-oook!” I feel it deep in my soul. I wish I could summon my own spell book of the Dark Arts!


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No probably about it. We have been watching Hocus Pocus 2 on replay obsessively! Everyone is AMAZING! The original cast is genius. As they come back as older witches, the 30 years since the original only makes them even MORE perfect for the roles.

Celebrate Mom in her style!

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Celebrate your Mom in her style this year!

Moms come in all styles- from classy, cool Moms to sassy, bada$$ Moms. My Mom got laws changed! And never heard a dirty joke that failed to make her LOL IRL.

Whatever kind of Mom you have, we've got you. Mother's Day is coming in hot- April 8th. So get your order in ASAP, especially if you want to do something custom for your Mom.

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Beware, Mom's in charge!

This medium, flocked mat is $10 off!  And I have just a few large flocked ones left. 
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