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Funny Doormats: The Original Rude, Nerdy and Custom Welcome Mats Shop

Made to order in the USA for 18 years, one mat at a time since 2009.

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doublewide doormat with the Cave Canem Beware of Dog Pompeii mosaic design. A black pug puppy in a red harness stands on the doormat

The world's first "Beware of Dog" sign is 2,000 years old.

Cave Canem : The Pompeii mosaic, reborn as a nerdy dog parent's doormat.

Cave Canem: the 2,000 year old Beware of Dog sign, remade.

cave canem pompeii mosaic beware of dog coir doormat

Cave Canem Doormat | Beware of Dog Pompeii

31 reviews

$59.95

Orange and brown retro hexagon pattern doormat, eco coir welcome mat inspired by horror movie carpet design.

Overlook Hotel Doormat —The Shining Carpet Pattern

8 reviews

$69.95

coir doormat with Devil's Trap pentagram design, Halloween welcome mat

Devil's Trap Supernatural Pentagram | Halloween doormat

14 reviews

$59.95

BILINGUAL WELCOME MATS TEACHER APPRECIATION GIFT

Personalized Bilingual Welcome Doormat

$59.95

Natural coir Greek welcome mat reading Kαλώς ήρθατε with a Greek key border, a Kalos Irthate welcome doormat

Greek Welcome Mat – Καλώς Ήρθατε (Kalos Irthate)

12 reviews

$59.95

JAPANESE Yōkoso welcome doormat

6 reviews

$59.95

American Sign Language Deaf culture Welcome damn good doormat

ASL Welcome Doormat | American Sign Language Welcome Mat

12 reviews

$59.95

Ahlan Wa Sahlan Arabic Welcome coir outdoor doormat

Ahlan Wa Sahlan Doormat – Arabic Welcome Mat

18 reviews

$59.95

Natural coir No Soliciting Seriously Fuck Off doormat with bold black lettering, a rude funny welcome mat.

No Soliciting Doormat, Seriously Fuck Off | Funny Rude Mat

2 reviews

$59.95

coir doormat printed with 'Don't Start No Shit, Won't Be No Shit' funny rude house rules welcome mat

Don't Start No Shit, Won't Be No Shit — House Rules Doormat

2 reviews

$59.95

Natural coir doormat with black English Welcome and Arabic Ahlan Wa Sahlan bilingual lettering

Arabic English Welcome Mat | Ahlan Wa Sahlan

9 reviews

$59.95

Korean and English bilingual welcome doormat for front entryway

Korean English Bilingual Welcome Doormat

8 reviews

$59.95

coir outside black cat doormat Cave Felem Pompeii mosaic "Beware of Cat" doormat

Cave Felem Doormat – Latin Beware of Cat (Pompeii Mosaic)

9 reviews

$59.95

coir doormat reading "Valkommen!!" swedish for welcome

Välkommen Art Deco Swedish doormat

8 reviews

$59.95

Sustainable coir doormat with black Fleur de Lis design and Bienvenue welcome text

Bienvenue Fluer de lis French doormat

4 reviews

$59.95

Tan coir doormat with Doors of Durin trees and "Speak Friend and Enter" Tolkien quote

Tolkien Quote Speak, Friend, and Enter Doormat — Doors of Durin Trees

15 reviews

$59.95

Welcome Theydies & Gentlethem LGBTQIA Pronouns Gay Pride doormat funny Door Mat

Welcome Theydies & Gentlethems Doormat | LGBTQ+ Pronoun Welcome Mat

3 reviews

$59.95

shalom y'all jewish housewarming gift welcome doormat

Shalom y'all Jewish welcome doormat

8 reviews

$59.95

Sustainable coir doormat with Willkommen in Olde World German script, welcome mat

Willkommen Doormat — An Old-World Welcome

3 reviews

$59.95

Sustainable coir doormat printed with GET THE FUCK OFF MY PORCH rude welcome mat text

"Get The Fuck Off My Porch" Rude Doormat

6 reviews

$59.95

Sustainable coir doormat with italic Välkommen script, Swedish welcome mat for front door

Välkommen- Swedish Welcome!! doormat with Dala horse

6 reviews

$59.95

Sustainable coir doormat with ASL hand sign for fuck off, a funny unwelcome doormat

The ASL Fuck Off Doormat

2 reviews

$59.95

Filipino Pasok po kayo welcome coir doormat photo

Filipino Pasok po kayo | Two Lines

1 review

$59.95

Heathens Welcome Doormat

5 reviews

$59.95

devils trap supernatural gothic home decor halloween damn good doormat

BLACK & WHITE Devil's Trap Supernatural Pentagram Halloween doormat

3 reviews

$79.95

Sustainable coir doormat with 'Herzlich Willkommen' in old-world German lettering, a custom welcome mat for the front door.

Herzlich Willkommen German Olde style doormat

1 review

$69.95

Coir Wiccan Blessed Be Goddess Moon witchy welcome outdoor doormat

WICCAN Blessed be Goddess Moon doormat, witchcraft

7 reviews

$59.95

Coir welcome mat printed with 'I hope you like rats' funny doormat design

I hope you like rats doormat

6 reviews

$59.95

Sustainable coir doormat printed with 'Beware of the Wiggle Butt' and an Australian Shepherd for dog lovers

Beware of the Wiggle Butt Australian Shepard doormat

4 reviews

$59.95

Welcome to Hell doormat gothic home halloween doormat with a pug

Welcome To Hell Doormat — Gothic Lettering

1 review

$59.95

a welcome mat with the word "WELCOME" on it. The mat has a Ouija board design and the numbers "1234656789" printed on it. The scene includes a person's feet wearing white shoes, a vintage Halloween skull and cat light, and the text "DAMN GOOD DOORMATS EST. 2009" is visible.

WELCOME Ouija Halloween Doormat

6 reviews

$49.95 – $59.95

Spaceballs the Doormat funny star wars nerdy doormat

Spaceballs the Doormat | Jewish Humor | Nerdy

9 reviews

$59.95

Coir doormat printed with 'Not All Who Wander Are Lost' Tolkien quote, nerdy outdoor welcome mat

Tolkien Quote Not All Those Who Wander Are Lost Nerdy Doormat

23 reviews

$59.95

Brown coir doormat with 'Resistance Is NOT Futile' sci-fi welcome mat design

Resistance is NOT futile nerdy doormat

2 reviews

$59.95

Natural coir doormat with Tolkien quote Speak Friend and Enter, LOTR welcome mat for front door

Tolkien Quote Speak Friend and Enter Tolkien doormat

4 reviews

$59.95

JRR Tolkien DANGEROUS business The Shire damn good doormat GandalfJRR Tolkien DA

Tolkien Quote JRR Tolkien DANGEROUS business doormat Gandalf

1 review

$59.95

coir doormat reading "Peace, Love & Pugs" with a pug silhouette, welcome mat for dog lovers by Damn Good Doormats.

Peace, Love & Pugs Doormat

2 reviews

$59.95

coir doormat reading our house is a very fine house with 2 black cats

Our House Is a Very Fine Cat House Doormat | Cat Lover Gift

3 reviews

$59.95

Brown coir doormat with 'Beware of the T Rex' design and dinosaur silhouette, welcome mat for front door

Beware Of The T Rex Doormat

2 reviews

$59.95

beware of chickens attack barnyard doormat

Funny Farmhouse Doormat | Beware of Chickens

2 reviews

$59.95

Monarch Butterfly doormat

$59.95

Sustainable coir doormat printed with 'Pasok Po Kayo' Filipino welcome phrase

Filipino Pasok po kayo | Single Line

$59.95

Sustainable coir doormat printed 'Lose The Shoes' shoes off welcome mat

Lose the shoes | Shoes off doormat

3 reviews

$59.95

a terrier and a black pug dog sitting on a door mat with the text "WELCOME GHOULS" and a spooky Beetlejuice tombstone on it.

Welcome Ghouls | Spooky Red Tombstone Halloween Welcome Mat

$59.95

a humorous LGBTQ Halloween door mat with the text "Welcome Ghouls, Gays and Theys". There is also a pug and a person's feet visible in the image.

LGBTQ Ghouls and Gays | Bones Border Halloween Doormat

$59.95

Nil Céad Míle Fáilte FDT Doormat | 100,000 Unwelcomes

$59.95

Black and white spirit board Halloween doormat with planchette design, goth welcome mat

Spirit Board Gothic Halloween doormat

$59.95

Black witch and cat familiar Halloween doormat on covered porch

Witch & her Familiar Black Cat Halloween doormat

$59.95

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Who are we?

We went shopping for a cool unique doormat for our first home...

and Big Box stores failed us. So we decided to DIY & I invented the viral funny, rude & custom doormat! Not kidding — before Damn Good Doormats, the custom doormat for regular folx didn't exist, and every funny doormat you've seen since is basically a knockoff.

Founded in 2009, we're still the original: an independent, queer woman owned shop, no big-box bullshit. From a ancient Roman dog to Welcomes in your grandma's language to mats that swear on your behalf — every one is unapologetic and unique as your front door.

Ditch those Big Box store basics, it's time to upgrade to a doormat that says 'Welcome to the coolest house on the block!'