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The Pompeii mosaic, back on the floor where it belongs.
The world's first "Beware of Dog" sign is 2,000 years old.
CAVE CANEM — the original Roman mosaic, reborn as a natural coir doormat. Joined by Welcomes in Greek, Arabic, Korean, Irish… and yes, profanity.
Who are we?
The Original Custom Doormat Shop.
We Invented This. You're Welcome.
In 2009, we invented the funny, rude & custom doormat. Not kidding — before Damn Good Doormats, the custom doormat for regular folx didn't exist, and every funny doormat you've seen since is basically a knockoff.
Seventeen years later, we're still the original: an independent, queer woman owned shop, no big-box bullshit. From a 2,000-year-old Roman dog to Welcomes in your grandma's language to mats that swear on your behalf — every one is unapologetic and built to be as unique your front door.
50,000+ front steps can't all be wrong See all real reviews and fan photos from real doorways.
How it works
Three steps between you and a smarter doorstep
Not sure which mat is you? That's what How to Choose a Doormat is for — or ask Perogi, Queen of Pugs, our on-site matchmaker.
