Who are we?
The Original Funny Doormat Shop. Rude, nerdy and custom welcome mats since 2009.
We Invented This. You're Welcome.
In 2009, we invented the funny, rude & custom doormat. Not kidding — before Damn Good Doormats, the custom doormat for regular folx didn't exist, and every funny doormat you've seen since is basically a knockoff.
Seventeen years later, we're still the original: an independent, queer woman owned shop, no big-box bullshit. From a 2,000-year-old Roman dog to Welcomes in your grandma's language to mats that swear on your behalf — every one is unapologetic and built to be as unique your front door.
How it works
Three steps between you and a custom doormat
Not sure which mat is you? That's what How to Choose a Doormat is for — or ask Perogi, Queen of Pugs, our on-site matchmaker.
Our doormats have been seen in film, TV and national press!
