The Original Funny Doormat Shop. Rude, nerdy and custom welcome mats since 2009.
Who are we?
I'm Spoon, the OG Doormat Maven.
My spouse Lee & I invented the viral funny, rude & custom doormat back in 2009. Not kidding — before Damn Good Doormats, the custom doormat for regular folx didn't exist, and every funny doormat you've seen since is basically a knockoff.
Seventeen years later, we're still the original: an independent, queer woman owned shop, no big-box bullshit. From a 2,000-year-old Roman dog to Welcomes in your grandma's language to mats that swear on your behalf — every one is unapologetic and built to be as unique your front door.
Ditch those Big Box store basics, it's time to upgrade to a doormat that says 'Welcome to the coolest house on the block!'
How it works
Three steps between you and a custom doormat
Not sure which mat is you? That's what How to Choose a Doormat is for — or ask Perogi, Queen of Pugs, our on-site matchmaker.
Our doormats have been seen in film, TV and national press!
