Gifts for Coworkers: Funny Office & White Elephant Doormats

Coworker & White Elephant Gifts That Feel Chosen, Not Grabbed

Funny gifts for coworkers who'd love a doormat that says what they can't say in Slack. These are the funny coworker gifts that win Secret Santa, and they make a good going-away gift for the colleague who's finally escaping. Go office-safe or go with something they'll only put on their own porch. You know your coworkers better than we do. Original designs from an independent shop since 2009, with free US shipping to their house.

Coir welcome floor mat printed with No Whistling In The House, a Coraline-inspired doormat
No Whistling In The House Doormat (Coraline-Approved)
$59.95
Custom personalized door mat, natural coir with bold black lettering on a front porch step, welcome mat gift
Custom Personalized Door Mat: Your Words, Their Front Door
$79.95
Merry Fucking Christmas! Mug | Ceramic Coffee Cup, 11oz 15oz
Merry Fucking Christmas! Mug | Ceramic Coffee Cup, 11oz 15oz
$18.95
Stay Classy SAN DIEGO Anchorman funny doormat
Stay Classy SAN DIEGO Anchorman funny doormat
$59.95
Park's closed, moose shoulda told ya. Wally World Vacation funny doormat
Moose shoulda told ya, Vacation doormat
1 review
$59.95
all-weather WECLOME, funny dyslexic "Still Game" doormat
WECLOME Dyslexic Still Game all-weather doormat
$79.95
Ain't the Beer cold! Baltimore Orioles Baseball doormat
Ain't the Beer cold! Baltimore Orioles Baseball doormat
$59.95
The Dude ABIDES, The Big Lebowski Dudeism doormat
The Dude ABIDES, The Big Lebowski Dudeism doormat
$59.95
how 'bout dem O's? Baltimore Oriole's fan doormat
How 'bout dem O's? Baltimore Orioles Baseball doormat
$59.95
Superbowl Baltimore Ravens Poe quote doormat
Baltimore Ravens Baseball Poe quoth the raven doormat
$59.95
Anchorman Movie Quote "You look good. Like really, really good" funny rude girl
You look good. like really, really good | Anchorman Quote all-weather doormat
$74.95
Anchorman/ Ron Burgundy tribute- Stay Classy BALTIMORE! RAT doormat
Stay Classy BALTIMORE! RAT doormat
$59.95
Twin Peaks Damn fine cup of coffee™ doormat
Twin Peaks Damn fine cup of coffee™ doormat
$59.95
Who farted™ funny doormat, rude door mat, gag gift, goofy, gifts for him
Who farted | funny gag gift
$59.95
Mole End | Wind in the Willows doormat
Mole End | Wind in the Willows doormat
$59.95
When in Rome Anchorman Ron Burgundy doormat
When in Rome Anchorman Ron Burgundy doormat
1 review
$59.95
Stay gold Ponyboy.... The Outsiders, stepbrothers doormat
Stay Gold Ponyboy
$59.95
These Pretzels are making me thirsty! funny seinfeld quote doormat
These Pretzels are making me thirsty... Seinfeld Quote doormat
$59.95
Anchorman Movie Quote "You look good. Like really, really good" funny rude girl
You look good. like really, really good™ Anchorman
$59.95
prepare to be enchanted doormat
Prepare to be Enchanted doormat
$59.95
Welcome to the House of Fun | Ska Music Doormat
Welcome to the House of Fun | Ska Music Doormat
$59.95
Coir doormat printed with Anchorman's 'I love lamp' quote, funny nerdy welcome mat for front door.
I love lamp, funny Anchorman doormat
$59.95
Brown coir doormat printed with a Baltimore Ravens Edgar Allan Poe quote in bold black lettering
Baltimore Ravens Poe Quote Doormat | Quoth the Raven
$59.95
Die Hard Christmas doormat
Die Hard Christmas doormat
$59.95
Fo Shizzle Welcome to our Hizzle™ doormat
Fo Shizzle Welcome to our Hizzle™ doormat
$59.95
Hamilton Talk Less Smile More doormat aaron burr quote lin manuel
Hamilton Talk Less Smile More
$59.95
Bless this Hizzle fo Shizzle™ doormat
Bless this Hizzle fo Shizzle™ doormat
$59.95
Ring my bell, disco doormat
Ring my bell, disco doormat
$59.95
Iceberg Ornament
Iceberg Ornament
$18.95
Preppy Duck Ornament
Preppy Duck Ornament
$18.95
Mothman Ornament
Mothman Ornament
$18.95
Abstract Pine Trees Ornament
Abstract Pine Trees Ornament
$18.95
Graphic Sunset Ornament
Graphic Sunset Ornament
$18.95
Cute 60s Trees Ornament
Cute 60s Trees Ornament
$18.95
Green Scandinavian Pine Trees Ornament
Green Scandinavian Pine Trees Ornament
$18.95
Pink Scandinavian Pine Trees Ornament
Pink Scandinavian Pine Trees Ornament
$18.95
Bauhaus Christmas Ornaments
Bauhaus Christmas Ornaments
$18.95
Gothic Christmas Ornaments
Gothic Christmas Ornaments
$18.95
GREEN and RED CHRISTMAS Trees Ornament Sets
GREEN and RED CHRISTMAS Trees Ornament Sets
$18.85
Purple Stylized Pine Trees Ornament Sets
Purple Stylized Pine Trees Ornament Sets
$18.85
FDT xmas ornaments in red and green
FDT Angular Ornament
$18.95
For Fuck's Sake, What Now? Mug | Ceramic Coffee Cup, 11oz 15oz
For Fuck's Sake, What Now? Mug | Ceramic Coffee Cup, 11oz 15oz
$18.95
Copy of For Fuck's Sake, What Now? Mug | Ceramic Coffee Cup, 11oz 15oz
Copy of For Fuck's Sake, What Now? Mug | Ceramic Coffee Cup, 11oz 15oz
$18.95
Mothman Tote Bag | Cute Cryptid
Mothman Tote Bag | Cute Cryptid
$19.95
Cave Canem Tote Bag | Beware of Dog Pompeii Mosaic
Cave Canem Tote Bag | Beware of Dog Pompeii Mosaic
$19.95
What's the Password doormat nerdy doormat
What's the password Nerdy door mat
1 review
$59.95
Sustainable coir welcome mat printed WECLOME, funny scrambled-letter doormat for front door
WECLOME Dyslexic welcome mat
4 reviews
$59.95

Every office gift walks a tightrope — funny without crossing a line, useful enough to earn a permanent spot on a desk, personal enough to feel like you actually noticed the person. That's our whole thing: picks that work for the $20 Secret Santa and the well-earned going-away gift alike, from a doormat for the remote worker who barely leaves home to a mug for the new desk of someone you'll miss. Something that says "we noticed you were here."
Free US shipping on all orders, because the logistics should be the easy part.