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Personalized outdoor door mats are the perfect gift for weddings, housewarmings and the hard to shop for. Funny doormats, elegant entrance mats, rustic outdoor rugs- it's all here! Geeky, goofy, chic, rude, crude & socially unacceptable, with over 850 welcome mat styles and counting, Damn Good Doormats is your home for doormat delights.

VARIATIONS- HUSBAND IS COOL™ beware of WIFE kids, dogs, cats are also shady funny doormat

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You’d think that having a dog would require a “beware of the dog” sign. Well, this hilarious doormat sends this notion into the bin. Instead, it paints a colorful picture to any visitor: both husband and wife lurking in the shadows and a dog sitting casually in sunglasses sipping on a beer.- featured in the article about  funny doormats on Awesomestuff365

THIS LISTING IS FOR ALL THE VARIATIONS AVAILABLE: KIDS, PETS, DOGS, CATS....

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Get all the HUSBAND is Coolvariations. OR WIFE is Cool with everything you can imagine Cats, rabbits, horses, kid, pets- whew!

DOG is COOL      BEWARE of BLONDE    EVERYONE is COOL     GINGER GUY    BEARDED GUY      GINGER & BEARDED


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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

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