You don't have to go home, but you can't stay here

Last call, at the front door. This funny doormat is a bouncer with good manners and zero flexibility.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the host who loves a party and loves bedtime more. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?