Keys. Wallet. Testicles.

The checklist every guy runs before leaving the house. This rude doormat makes sure nothing important gets left behind.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the forgetful husband, the new dad and the friend who always pats his pockets twice. This design is retiring. When it's gone, it's gone, so quit dithering. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?