Designated good news area: no downers, no frowners

Leave the doom scrolling on the porch. This funny doormat marks the house as a bad-news-free zone.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. Give it to the friend who changes the subject when the news comes on. This one is on its way out of our lineup and won't be coming back. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?