Unique Funny Welcome Mats

Funny Doormats That Actually Make People Laugh

— not the generic beige rectangle from a Big Box store.

Cute designs with real personality, made to set the right tone the moment someone walks up. A classic gift done right. 

First impressions start at the front door.

Natural tan coir doormat printed with zen happiness design in turquioselettering, boho welcome mat on a front porch
Zen Happiness Doormat | Boho Welcome Mat
$59.95
Custom personalized door mat, natural coir with bold black lettering on a front porch step, welcome mat gift
Custom Personalized Door Mat: Your Words, Their Front Door
$79.95
Coir doormat printed with Heathen's Greetings in black engraved capitals between thin green rules
Heathen's Greetings Doormat — Pagan Winter Solstice Welcome Mat
$59.95
Coir doormat printed with HOME in black brush lettering, with a green Christmas tree topped by a red star standing in for the O
Christmas Tree Home Doormat — Pick Your Seasonal O Welcome Mat
$59.95
Sustainable coir doormat that reads "Peace Be With You" inspirational welcome mat for the front door.
Peace Be With You Doormat | Benediction With Teeth
$69.95
Coir doormat printed with HOME in black brush lettering, with a black turkey silhouette with a fanned tail standing in for the O
Turkey Home Doormat — Pick Your Seasonal O Welcome Mat
$59.95
Coir doormat printed with HOME in black brush lettering, with an orange-red maple leaf standing in for the O
Fall Leaf Home Doormat — Pick Your Seasonal O Welcome Mat
$59.95
Coir doormat printed with HOME in black brush lettering, with an orange pumpkin standing in for the O
Pumpkin Home Doormat — Pick Your Seasonal O Welcome Mat
$59.95
Coir doormat printed with HOME in black brush lettering, with a dark brown football with white laces standing in for the O
Football Home Doormat — Pick Your Seasonal O Welcome Mat
$59.95
Coir doormat printed with Oy to the world, wipe your feet in bold blue letters
Oy to the World Doormat — Funny Hanukkah Welcome Mat
$59.95
Shalom Sweet Home Jewish Hanukkah doormat
Shalom Sweet Home Jewish Hanukkah doormat
$59.95
Natural coir doormat printed with Shalom Sweet Home, Jewish welcome mat.
Shalom Sweet Home
$59.95
Shalom Om Jewish mindful doormat
Shalom Om Jewish mindful doormat
$59.95
Sustainable coir doormat printed with NO VACANCY in bold black text, a funny rude welcome mat for the front door.
No Vacancy Doormat (Sorry, We're Full)
$59.95
You are exactly where you need to be™ mantra doormat
You are exactly where you need to be mantra doormat
$59.95
be here now coir outdoor doormat
Be Here Now Doormat | Put the Phone Away, Come On In
$59.95
The only thing more powerful than hate is love doormat
Bad Bunny | The only thing more powerful than hate is love | Puerto Rican Flag
$59.95 – $69.95
stay rad skateboarder doormat awesome eco friendly
stay rad skateboarder doormat
$59.95
Hi Hon Baltimore style outdoor coir doormat
Hi, Hon! Baltimore Maryland doormat
$59.95
outdoor coir Sanctuary for Wayward Geeks doormat
Sanctuary for Wayward Geeks doormat
$59.95
Coir doormat with Husband Is Cool Beware of Wife Kids and Pets text, funny welcome mat for front door
Beware of Husband, Wife Is Cool Doormat
$59.95
Yinz Jagoffs Welcome Pittsburgh doormat
Yinz Jagoffs Welcome Pittsburgh
$59.95
Everyday is Aloha Friday cute island tiki doormat with palm tree
Everyday is Aloha Friday cute island tiki doormat
$59.95
If you are Amazon, FedEx UPS USPS, thank you! Delivery drivers welcome doormat
If you are Amazon, UPS, FedEx or USPS, thank you! Delivery drivers welcome doormat
$59.95

Unique welcome mats for people who can't stand having the same doormat as the rest of the block. These are our cool door mats and clever doormats, with odd references and quirky sayings you won't find on a marketplace. Every design is original, written by a queer, woman-owned shop in Baltimore since 2009. Unique outdoor door mats come in natural coir in eight sizes, or all-weather fabric with a recycled rubber non-slip back. Free US shipping.