I'm trying very hard not to connect with people right now

David Rose said it first. This Schitt's Creek doormat is for introverts on a social break.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the Schitt's Creek fan and the friend who leaves parties without saying goodbye. Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?