Unique Funny Housewarming & Homebodies Gifts

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Housewarming gifts for the friend who already has everything

A great doormat is the best housewarming gift you can give. It's personal, practical, and impossible to already have in the right size for the right house. The doormat goes straight to the front door — where it stays, gets seen by every single person who visits, and becomes part of how a home presents itself to the world.

Pineapple boho style doormat
Custom name / date / address anniversary gift | Boho Pineapple doormat
$79.95
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Home sweet home cute doormat
home sweet home
$59.95
Custom name Casa de _______ Spanish doormat
Custom Personalized name Casa de _ Spanish doormat
$69.95
Home of the Duke & Dutchess of Awesome anniversary wedding gift damn goo doormat
Home of the Duke & Dutchess of Awesome™
$59.95
coir outdoor doormat beware of blonde, kids pets are shady ginger guy is cool
Beware of the BLONDE Ginger guy is cool | personalized doormat
$59.95
Cursive Home doormat
Cursive Home doormat
$59.95
Jane Austen "nothing like staying home for real comort" doormatf
Jane Austen quote | Staying at home doormat
$59.95
The only way out is through. Robert Frost
The only way out is through- Robert Frost
$59.95
Custom Personalized pet portrait doormat
Custom Personalized pet portrait doormat
$79.95
Angus Bull Farmhouse style Ranch personalized doormat
Angus Bull Farmhouse style Ranch personalized doormat
5 reviews
$69.95
Sustainable coir doormat printed with the saying Please remove your shoes — Gucci's, Yeezy's, Balenciaga's, funny welcome mat
Please remove your SHOES GUCCI'S YEEZY'S BALENCIAGA'S doormat
$59.95
I mustache you to remove your shoes doormat
I mustache you to remove your shoes™
$69.95
Nice shoes SON doormat
Nice shoes SON doormat
$59.95
Custom Name personalized Zoo prints doormat
Custom Name personalized Zoo prints doormat
$69.95
Lose da shoes™! What a cute way to ask your guests to take their kicks off (:
Lose da shoes | funny shoes off doormat
$59.95
I mustache you to wipe your feet novelty funny doormat
I mustache you to wipe your feet
$59.95
Come as you are- just wipe your feet first doormat
Come as you are- just wipe your feet first doormat
$59.95
Custom initials doormat
Custom initials doormat
$59.95
Sustainable coir doormat printed with Bitch dont wear no shoes in my house funny welcome mat
Bitch, Don't Wear No Shoes In My House Doormat
$59.95
Leave your bullshit (and your shoes) blue heart at he door shoes off doormat
Leave your bullshit (and your shoes) heart doormat
$59.95
Please remove bra and shoes funny rude doormat
Please remove your bras and shoes | rude
$59.95
Custom Name welsh corgi doormat
Custom Name welsh corgi doormat
$69.95
Custom Personalized name doormat with a fancy leaves border and a black pug looking up at someone oin blue boots
Custom Personalized name doormat
1 review
$69.95
Custom initial doormat
Custom initial doormat
$59.95
Monogram custom personalized doormat
Monogram custom personalized doormat
$69.95
a french bulldog standing on a welcome mat with a custom last name on it. The mat has a Ouija board design and the numbers "1234656789" printed on it. The scene includes a person's feet wearing blue boots, a Halloween pumpkin, and the text "DAMN GOOD DOORMATS EST. 2009" is visible.
Personalized Name Halloween Welcome Mat
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There's no place like home, so go there! funny rude doormat
There's no place like home, so go there! Go Away doormat
$59.95
Shoes off (pants optional) coconut coir doormat
Shoes off (pants optional) funny doormat
$59.95
Shed your worries, you're home mantra doormat
Shed Your Worries, You're Home Doormat
2 reviews
$59.95
Natural coir doormat with Welcome Matt in bold black letters — funny punny welcome mat
Welcome Matt Doormat | Funny Pun Doormatt
1 review
$59.95
There is no reason for you to be here, funny, go away doormat
There is no reason for you to be here, funny, go away doormat
$59.95

Funny housewarming gifts for the friend who just signed a mortgage and needs a laugh. A doormat is the one housewarming gift that goes to work on day one. These unique housewarming gifts suit homebodies too, with mats that politely or not so politely suggest visitors call first. It beats a bottle of wine they'll finish before you leave. Designed by an independent, queer-owned shop since 2009, with free US shipping straight to their new address.