Feminist Gifts & Doormats: Funny Fuck the Patriarchy Mats

Feminist doormats for nasty women, boot-wearing patriarchy stompers and anyone who has ever said "girl, please" out loud. Funny feminist gifts from a queer, woman-owned indie shop. Your porch has opinions. Let it share them.

Woke AF and Mad as Hell doormat

$59.95

Sustainable coir welcome mat printed with Nasty Women Welcome text, custom front door doormat

Nasty Women Welcome Doormat — Vote Blue Porch Rug

$59.95

Bad Hombres and Nasty Women Welcome Mat

$59.95

Girl Please

$59.95

"Fuck the Patriarchy" with anti-Trump doormat Made with all-natural coir, Damn Good Doormats trap dirt and mud right at your doorstep, while the PVC backing keeps it from slipping and sliding.

Fuck the Patriarchy | RED on BLACK cursive FDT

$59.95

"Fuck the Patriarchy" red on natural coir doormat Made with all-natural coir, Damn Good Doormats trap dirt and mud right at your doorstep, while the PVC backing keeps it from slipping and sliding.

Fuck the Patriarchy | FDT

$59.95

"Fuck the Patriarchy" with anti-Trump witchcraft sigil doormat Made with all-natural coir, Damn Good Doormats trap dirt and mud right at your doorstep, while the PVC backing keeps it from slipping and sliding.

Fuck the Patriarchy | witchcraft sigil FDT |

$59.95

"Fuck the Patriarchy" cursive doormat Made with all-natural coir, Damn Good Doormats trap dirt and mud right at your doorstep, while the PVC backing keeps it from slipping and sliding.

Fuck the Patriarchy Doormat: Cursive Feminist Welcome Mat

$59.95

Fuck the Patriarchy doormat with a witchy sigil in red on black from Damn Good Doormats

Fuck the Patriarchy Doormat: Witchy Sigil, Red on Black

$59.95

"Fuck the Patriarchy" doormat Made with all-natural coir, Damn Good Doormats trap dirt and mud right at your doorstep, while the PVC backing keeps it from slipping and sliding.

Fuck the Patriarchy | RED on BLACK

$59.95

These boots were made for stomping the fucking patriarchy door mat

These boots were made for stomping the fucking patriarchy | FDT door mat

$59.95

Don't obey, slay! Girl Boss doormat

$59.95

Praised be Bitches™ Handmaid's Tale

$59.95