What can I do you for?

A folksy hello with a wink. This funny doormat greets guests like the owner of a small-town hardware store.

Natural coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" up to 36"x72" and likes a covered porch. The all-weather version, in 18"x30" or 30"x47", handles rain and hoses clean. Give it to the friend who talks to every cashier and the neighbor who always has the tool you need. This one is on its way out of our lineup and won't be coming back. We've been making doormats with personality since 2009. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?