Guts full of lead

The gangster movie line Kevin used to scare off the pizza guy. This Home Alone doormat is for fans who quote it every December.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the friend who watches Home Alone the day after Thanksgiving. It's on the way out and it isn't coming back. Like your ex, but you'll miss this one. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?