Wrong address doormat
$59.95
Wrong address doormat: nobody here by that name
Who it's for: For the friend who pretends not to be home and the household tired of door-to-door sales.
Nobody here by that name. This rude doormat sends solicitors, canvassers and bill collectors back to the street.
Available in natural coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir works best covered, out of sun and rain, and the rubber hoses off and survives rain and your in-laws.
Last Chance, for real: once these sell out, we're done making them.
