DOG is COOL Beware of Wife Husband is also Shady doormat
Funny dog doormat: the dog is cool, beware of wife
Who it's for: For the dog dad who knows the lab outranks everyone in the house, himself included.
The dog is genuinely the only decent person living here. Gets excited to see you, has never once held a grudge, remembers your birthday by proximity, and loves you for showing up. Meanwhile, the wife runs this place like a spreadsheet, the kids ask questions no one asked them to ask, and the husband... well, the husband's also shady. This doormat is not subtle about the hierarchy in this household.
Available in eco coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir works best covered, out of sun and rain, and the rubber can be hosed off and left out anywhere.
Put this at your threshold and let guests know exactly who they're about to meet, and who they should actually be excited to see.
