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HEY-O! Beware of HUSBAND™, wife is cool



You’d think that having a dog would require a “beware of the dog” sign. Well, this hilarious doormat sends this notion into the bin. Instead, it paints a colorful picture to any visitor: both husband and wife lurking in the shadows and a dog sitting casually in sunglasses sipping on a beer.- Awesomestuff365

Welcome beware of HUSBAND™, WIFE is cool rude, funny doormat! Choose from a variety of dog, kid and cat options! 

Is your husband the cool one?  VARIATIONS on it , pets, cats, kid, horses- over 20 available! Do you have a differnt family combination? Contact us to get it made!

* The double wide version has the same size text as the regular- centered on a 59"x 20" mat*

see more Un-Welcome themed doormats in my shop HERE

Is your WIFE the one to get past? Pick THIS ONE- Beware of WIFE!

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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

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