Toodooloo muthafucka | rude doormat
$59.95
Toodooloo muthafucka doormat: say goodbye like you mean it
Who it's for: For the friend who says goodbye like they mean it, and means it.
The cheeriest possible way to tell someone to leave. This rude doormat gives guests their exit cue before they even get in.
Pick natural coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir suits a covered porch, and the rubber can be hosed off and left out anywhere.
