Two Buck Chuck welcome doormat

Welcome. We have wine, and it was cheap. This funny doormat is for homes that pour Two Buck Chuck proudly and know the guests won't notice after the second glass.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the Trader Joe's regular or the friend who brings a box of wine to fancy dinners. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?