Drama Free Zone



Now entering drama free zone!

The Bullshit stops here-  rude, funny doormat

copyright is NOT on actual doormat. THIN mats are woven & intended for indoor use, not recommended for heavy service.

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I also paint pet portraits! Popkin's Pet Portraits, pet portraits with personality for animal loving humans.

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