Spring Allergic to Visitors and Pollen doormat

Spring Allergic to Visitors and Pollen doormat

$69.95
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You've decorated the porch. The wreath is perfect. The flowers are thriving. All of this has zero correlation with your desire to actually host anyone. This mat is for the introvert who commits hard to spring aesthetics specifically to reinforce that boundaries exist. Allergic to Visitors and Pollen speaks to the specific energy of decorated porches with locked doors. Pairs a beautiful 70s floral pattern with absolutely zero welcome energy. Eco-coir bristles handle muddy boots. All-weather rubber shrugs off rain and sun. Both come with non-slip backing that keeps everything planted. Eight sizes from small to statement. Fade-resistant inks mean the pollen-allergic attitude lasts all season. Free US shipping. Made-to-order in 2-3 days. A doormat for people who look amazing and mean it when they say not now.

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