Floral Fuck Off Pollen | Spring doormat
$59.95
Spring is beautiful. Spring is also an allergy minefield, and this mat is here for it. The 70s smiley flower design is cheerful; the message is not. Your front door broadcasts actual vibes, not Instagram-perfect fakery.
Eco-coir absorbs moisture and scrapes mud with satisfaction (prefers covered porches). All-weather rubber handles sun-blasted patios and rainy climates without fading or cracking. Non-slip PVC backing keeps it anchored through heavy foot traffic. Eight sizes to fit actual doorways. Fade-resistant inks hold the attitude through the entire allergy season.
Free US shipping. Made-to-order. A doormat for people having feelings and not apologizing about them.