Namaste, motherfuckers

Inner peace with outer attitude. This rude yoga doormat is for people who meditate every morning and still lose it in traffic.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the yoga teacher with a potty mouth. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?