Namaste bitches doormat

Deeply spiritual. Also extremely done. This rude yoga doormat bows to the light in everyone and then shuts the door on them.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. It's the gift for the yoga teacher with a potty mouth and the friend who does sun salutations with a mimosa. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?