Oh shit! Not you again: funny rude doormat

You know the one. They come over unannounced, stay three hours, and eat the good snacks. This rude doormat says what you're thinking every time they pull in the driveway. Oh shit. Not you again.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. Give it to your best friend as a gift and see if they get the hint. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?