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CARE: Extend the life of your hand painted doormat by keeping it away from direct rain and sun. Cocomats will shed for the 1st month or so, to clean, simply shake. THIN mats are intended for indoor use.

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Reviewed by ebakerslama on Mar 12, 2018
Fast shipping, excellent quality mat. Looks great.
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