Leave: the unwelcome doormat

Who it's for: For the introvert who screens every doorbell through the peephole, and anyone whose idea of hosting is a locked deadbolt.

One word. No negotiation. This rude unwelcome mat says Leave, so you don't have to open the door and say it yourself.

Choose natural coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir is for covered stoops, and the all-weather version suits porches that take a beating. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009.

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