Funny doormat: welcome, I'm not wearing pants, yours are optional

Who it's for: For the homebody, the remote worker who hasn't worn real pants since 2020 and the friend who answers the door in a robe.

House rules, relaxed. This rude doormat lets guests know the dress code before they ring.

Available in natural coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir wants a roof over its head, and the rubber doesn't care about anything, much like you. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on.

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