Go Away unwelcome mat
$59.95
Go away doormat: the not-welcome mat for doorbell dodgers
Doorbell rings. You hit the floor like it's a drill. This funny rude doormat says Go Away so you don't have to crawl to the window and check. It's the not-welcome mat for introverts and anyone whose social battery died in 2019.
Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?
