Just no. Go away.

Just no. This skinny rude doormat fits narrow doors and delivers the message without wasting a single extra word.

Check the size menu for materials and sizes. Measure your door first; the mat won't forgive you if you don't. Give it to the introvert in the studio apartment. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?