Beware of the ginger. Bearded guy is cool.

The redhead is the one you need to worry about. The guy with the beard is fine. This customizable doormat sorts out the household threat level for guests.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Give it to the ginger with a temper and the bearded husband who loves her. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?