Netflix and beer (or weed, tacos, cats) go away doormat

You've got your essentials and you're not leaving. Pick your vice: Netflix, beer, weed, cake, tacos, vodka or cats. This funny go away doormat tells everyone else to find their own couch.

Natural coir from 16"x24" to 36"x72" for covered stoops. All-weather in 18"x30" or 30"x47" for porches that take a beating. Give it to the homebody whose Friday night plan is the same as their Saturday night plan. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?