Home sweat home: funny gym doormat

Leg day is over and you can barely make it up the steps. This funny gym doormat celebrates the sweatiest home on the block, where the protein powder lives on the counter and the Peloton has its own room.

Pick natural coir, 16"x24" up to 36"x72", for a covered porch, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") and hose it off anywhere. It's a gag gift for gym rats, CrossFit evangelists and anyone who sweats more than they'd like to admit. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?