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Tolkien Quote Mats

Our Tolkien quote doormats are made for the fans who know every detail of Middle-earth and want their front door to reflect it.

Beautifully designed and deeply geeky in the best possible way. The perfect gift for the Tolkien reader in your life — or yourself, because you absolutely deserve it.

Speak, friend, and enter.

WALK into MORDOR, funny JRR Tolkien nerd doormat
WALK into MORDOR, funny JRR Tolkien nerd doormat
$59.95
coir doormat with 'Walk Into My Door' Lord of the Rings quote, funny outdoor welcome mat
One Does Not Simply Walk Into My Door | Funny Mordor Mat
$59.95
coir doormat printed with Speak Friend and Enter and the Star of Fëanor, a Tolkien welcome mat
Speak, Friend, and Enter Doormat — Star of Fëanor
$59.99
Coir doormat printed with Speak, Friend, and Enter and the Star of Fëanor, a Tolkien entrance mat.
Speak, Friend, and Enter — No Mellon, No Entry Doormat
$59.95
Tan coir doormat with Hobbit-lettering trees and 'Speak, Friend, and Enter' Tolkien quote, Doors of Durin design.
NEW Speak, Friend, & Enter — Doors of Durin Doormat
$59.95
Coir doormat printed with 'Not All Who Wander Are Lost' Tolkien quote, nerdy outdoor welcome mat
Not all those who wander are lost with TREES doormat
$59.95
Beware the Balrog Tolkien doormat.
Beware the Balrog Tolkien doormat
$59.95
Welcome to Middle Earth, JRR Tolkien nerd doormat The Hobbit, LOTR
Middle Earth, JRR Tolkien nerd doormat
$59.95
Coir doormat printed with Gandalf's You shall not pass! quote, nerdy Lord of the Rings welcome mat for the front door.
You Shall Not Pass! Gandalf Doormat
$59.95

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