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Weed Wine & Food Doormats

Our food, drinks, and weed doormats celebrate life's true priorities with zero apology.

Whether you're a brunch person, a stoner, or a craft beer snob, there's a mat here that gets you. Great gifts for the foodies, drinkers, and chill-seekers in your life.  Coffee before conversation. Wine before whine. Weed before... everything

coir outdoor doormat with psychedelic mushrooms and words welcome friends on it
Welcome Friends! | Psychedelic Mushroom mat
$59.95
Sustainable coir doormat printed with Sorry We're STONED weed lover design, custom front door welcome mat
Sorry We're STONED Doormat
$59.95
TACOS!  Welcome I hope you brought... doormat
TACOS! Welcome I hope you brought... doormat
$59.95
This house runs on lies & liquor™ doormat
This house runs on Lies & Liquor™ doormat
$59.95
Two Buck Chuck Welcome here
Two Buck Chuck wine welcome doormat
$59.95
WELCOME! I hope you brought beer coir outdoor doormat
Beer Lovers Gift
$59.95
Ain't the Beer cold! Baltimore Orioles Baseball doormat
Ain't the Beer cold! Baltimore Orioles Baseball doormat
$59.95
Twin Peaks Damn fine cup of coffee™ doormat
Twin Peaks Damn fine cup of coffee™ doormat
$59.95
Beer o'clock funny drunk doormat
Beer o'clock funny drunk doormat
$59.95

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