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Sep 20, 2025

New Drop: Subtle FDT Anti-Trump Welcome Mats

a pair of feet in yellow strappy sandals standing on an all-weather colorful, patterned doormat with a geometric Fuck Donald Trump design and a french bulldog looking up.

If you are resisting the anti-democracy MAGA Trump terrorism of the U.S.A., you are not alone. Speak out now and join the entire…

Jan 16, 2025

Unique Father's Day Gifts: New Rude Door Mat Collection

Sep 18, 2024

Is Best Placement for a Doormat Inside or Outside? 

Short answer: both.…

Aug 28, 2024

Unveiling Harris Walz 2024 camo doormats

Promotional graphic for Harris Walz 2024 camouflage all weather doormats "Yes we Kam!" by Damn Good Doormats

I've been having this feeling that I've seen this movie before... The Apocalypse has…

Aug 28, 2024

Picture it: your friend shows up, muddy sneakers, holding a six-pack, halfway through a story about their boss. They love you. They also have NO intention of taking off their shoes, because it never occurred to them, because nobody ever put the idea at their feet. Literally.

That's the whole job of what I've started calling the welcome mat take your shoes off rule: the mat does the awkward asking so you don't have to stand in your own doorway…

Jun 20, 2024

I'm Spoon Popkin, and I've been making doormats since 2009 — the year I invented the rude/sarcastic doormat and decided the world needed one. I run this whole thing from my place, and come July every year, I'm already thinking about October because that's my jam. So consider this your very early, very unbothered heads-up: the 2026 Halloween mats are coming, and this is the year you finally retire the sad little witch-hat mat from the big-box seasonal aisle.

You know the one. The word…