Your Aunt Terry rings the bell holding a Tupperware of pierogi and an Iron City tallboy, looks down, and reads it out loud before she even says hi: WELCOME YA JAG OFF. In Pittsburgh that's not fighting words — that's a hug with an accent. Somewhere a Steelers flag is already flapping and nobody's offended, because "jagoff" is a term of endearment around here, and this mat knows exactly what it's doing.
We make it in eco coir — the classic coconut-fiber mat, best kept covered out of direct sun and hard rain, in 8 sizes running from a shoebox-apartment welcome mat all the way up to a slab big enough for the whole extended family reunion — or all-weather fabric front mat with a recycled rubber non-slip backing, ready to hold down any front door doormat spot rain or shine: hose it off, forget about it. Either one ships free in the US and doubles as the gift version of yelling "YINZ" at someone you love.
Put it down, ring your own bell, and enjoy getting insulted and welcomed in the same four words. Not sure which size or material's right for your porch? Ask Perogi, our chatbot assistant (a very good pug), or check out How Do I Choose a Doormat?
