Come Again When You Can't Stay So Long Doormat
Come again when you can't stay so long doormat
Who it's for: For the Southern-adjacent host who says "bless your heart" and means "goodnight."
Your cousin's on day eleven of a quick visit, your aunt is narrating your grocery choices out loud, and the neighbor who just popped by now knows your Wi-Fi password. Nobody in this house is rude — we're Southern-adjacent about it. That's why the mat says it for us: Come Again When You Can't Stay So Long. Sweet as a hug, sharp as a shove, and printed exactly where they'll read it walking in, and ideally sooner walking out.
Available in eco coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in 8 sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir wants a covered porch, out of direct sun and rain, and the rubber takes a hose, a blizzard or a toddler's mud boots. It wraps up disturbingly well for the houseguest who overstays their welcome, or the friend who'll actually laugh.
Order it, set it down, and watch guests read it twice on the way in.
