Turn around, Do not come in, There is nothing here for you

Turn around, Do not come in, There is nothing here for you

$59.95
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Go away doormat: turn around, do not come in, there is nothing here for you

Who it's for: For the doorbell dodger and anyone who hides when the bell rings.

Three sentences, zero ambiguity. This rude doormat stops solicitors and surprise visitors at the step.

Pick natural coir or all-weather recycled rubber, in sizes from 16" x 24" to 36" x 72". Coir belongs on a covered porch, and the rubber hoses off and can be left out anywhere.

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