Wednesday gets a bad rap as the dull middle of the week. This one has an agenda: smashing the patriarchy, no clique and no RSVP required. Put this On Wednesdays, We Smash the Patriarchy doormat out front so every visitor knows the schedule before they knock.

Choose eco-friendly coir from coconut husks, best on a covered porch out of sun and rain, or all-weather recycled rubber that takes a garden hose and any weather. Coir comes in 8 sizes, and this one reads best at 24x36 and up. A feminist gift for the roommate who keeps a calendar and the aunt who keeps receipts.

The other six days are also fine for smashing. Wednesday just has the best branding. Picking a size? Let Tammy Sandwiches, our Doormat Guide Dog, fetch your mats, or read How Do I Choose a Doormat?

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