The first F word gets you side-eye at Thanksgiving. This one gets you a doormat. Whoever steps on this Feminism Is My Second Favorite F Word mat already knows which F word you meant, and anyone who doesn't can do the homework on your porch.

Pick eco-friendly coir from coconut husks for a covered porch, out of direct sun and rain, or all-weather recycled rubber that hoses clean and lives anywhere. Coir comes in 8 sizes, and this long phrase reads best at 24x36 and up. We started printing doormats with opinions in 2009, back when the big-box aisle offered a pineapple and the word Welcome. A funny feminist gift for the friend who runs the group chat and the sister who taught you to swear.

Second favorite, to be clear. We're not saying which one is first. Picking a size? Let Tammy Sandwiches, our Doormat Guide Dog, fetch your mats, or read How Do I Choose a Doormat?

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