Not autumn and not pumpkin spice. The other fall, the one that's overdue. This My Favorite Season Is the Fall of the Patriarchy doormat announces it before anyone gets a foot past the welcome.

Get eco-friendly coir from coconut husks for a covered porch, out of direct sun and rain, or all-weather recycled rubber that hoses clean and stays out all season. Coir comes in 8 sizes, and the full phrase reads best at 24x36 and up. A feminist housewarming gift that fits October and every other month.

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