Fuck Trump, in art deco

Gatsby-era lettering, a very modern message. This rude political doormat is for people who like their protest with good typography.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the design nerd who votes in every election and never shuts up about kerning. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog with zero patience for small talk), or How do I choose a doormat?