Leave your bullshit (and your shoes) heart doormat
$59.95
Leave your bullshit (and your shoes) at the door
Who it's for: For the white carpet owner with a low tolerance for nonsense.
Two house rules, one heart. This rude shoes off doormat asks guests to drop the drama and the sneakers before they step inside.
Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009.
