Party like a hobbit: Tolkien doormat

Drink like dwarves, smoke like wizards and party like hobbits. This Lord of the Rings doormat sets the house rules before anyone takes off their cloak, and second breakfast is implied.

Pick natural coir, from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal, for a covered entry, or go all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") for a porch that gets rain. It's a nerdy gift for Tolkien fans, game night hosts and anyone whose pantry could feed the Shire. We've been making doormats with personality since 2009. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?