It's my house and I live here

Diana Ross said it first. This disco doormat is for roller rink queens and anyone who sings that line on the way in.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. It's a housewarming gift for new homeowners who want everyone to know whose house it is. Damn Good Doormats has been at this since 2009, long before the copycats. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?