It's a dangerous business, going out your door

Gandalf warned Bilbo, and now your doormat warns you. This Tolkien quote doormat reminds every hobbit at heart that stepping outside is an adventure, and staying in with second breakfast is perfectly reasonable.

Get it in natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", keep it covered) or all-weather (18"x30" or 30"x47") that survives rain and your in-laws. It's a nerdy gift for Lord of the Rings readers and homebodies who need a good excuse. Damn Good Doormats has been saying the quiet part out loud since 2009. Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker. She's a very good dog and she won't judge you. Or read How do I choose a doormat?