Stay classy, Baltimore: rat doormat

Ron Burgundy said San Diego. Charm City took the rat. This Baltimore doormat gives the city's least official mascot the respect it deserves, right on your front stoop. It's sarcastic, a little gross and exactly as proud as a real Baltimorean.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. Give it to the lifer who defends Baltimore to every out-of-towner, Anchorman quotes included. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?