Damn fine cup of coffee: Twin Peaks doormat

Agent Cooper's favorite review, now greeting guests at your door. This Twin Peaks doormat promises the coffee's hot and the pie is cherry.

The coir version runs from a 16"x24" mini to a 36"x72" colossal and is happiest out of the rain. The all-weather version comes in 18"x30" or 30"x47": hose it off and move on. It's a gift for David Lynch fans and coffee people who quote Cooper before noon. Size questions go to Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or to How do I choose a doormat?