Quoth the Raven, Baltimore: Ravens baseball Poe doormat

Edgar Allan Poe is buried in Baltimore, and he'd have hated your muddy cleats. This Baltimore doormat mashes up The Raven with Charm City sports pride, so every guest gets a little gothic poetry and a reminder that this house roots for the birds, hon.

Coir comes in sizes from 16"x24" to 36"x72" and wants a roof over its head. The all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") doesn't care about anything, much like you. For the fan who owns a Ravens jersey and a dog-eared Poe collection, this is the gift that proves you actually listen. We were making rude doormats in 2009, before the copycats caught on. Stuck on size? Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), will sort you out, or read How do I choose a doormat?