Sorry we're DEAD | Halloween Zombie doormat
Zombie doormat: sorry we're dead
Who it's for: For the horror fan who'd rather greet the neighbors with a rotting hand than a wreath.
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Someone knocks. You open the door. Before they even get to "hi," their eyes drop to the rotting hand clawing up through the mat, right under the words SORRY WE'RE DEAD. Beat of silence. Then the laugh. That's the whole goal.
Get it in eco coir — 8 sizes, from apartment-door snack size up to full Double door spread — if your entryway stays covered, out of direct sun and rain. Or go all-weather fabric front mat with a recycled rubber non-slip backing if your porch takes a beating and you'd rather hose it off than baby it. Either material makes a genuinely great gift: Halloween swap, housewarming, or the "I saw this and thought of you" that actually gets used at the front door every day, not shoved in a closet.
Set it down, wait for the mail carrier's double take, enjoy the show.
