The Longer you stay here, the more danger you are in doormat
$59.95
The longer you stay here, the more danger you are in
A polite warning for guests who linger. This horror doormat sets the mood before anyone even knocks.
Choose natural coir (16"x24" to 36"x72", best under a roof) or the all-weather version (18"x30" or 30"x47") for an entry that sees real weather. It's a gift for horror fans and hosts who like their visits short and their porches creepy. Not sure about size? Ask Tammy Sandwiches, our doormat matchmaker (a very good dog), or read How do I choose a doormat?
Arrived very quickly and was exactly what I was promised. Very prompt seller, would purchase from them again!
Arrived very quickly and was exactly what I was promised. Very prompt seller, would purchase from them again!
Exactly what I wanted. Great quality.
Great quality!! Thank you so much!
Now no one ever knocks